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Diesel Sweeties: "America invented Coca-Cola, yet it's the only place where Coke tastes like boiled ass." Okay, so it's total hyperbole—even made with corn syrup, a cold Coke over ice cubes on a hot day is one of the most satisfying things humanity's ever produced—but cane sugar is just so much better. Damn corn subsidies!

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