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Alex Balk's definitive answer to the age-old conundrum: "The number of sexual partners that makes you officially promiscuous is always one more than the current number of sexual partners you've had. Unless you're a woman, in which case any number greater than one means you are a total slut."

It's pretty amazing/appalling—but not surprising—that there are still guys so insecure that they only want to date virgins or women who've had three or less partners total. Me, I'd rather be with someone more experienced because, well, unless you're incredibly lucky and strike gold the first time around with someone compatible with you physically, kinks and skills-wise, how are you going to know what really works for you or for any potential partner, other than through actual trial and error?

Note: this entry was originally published on my old blog at cheesedip.com (sadly, a domain I no longer own) at some point between 1998 and 2008. Only a handful out of the thousands of posts from that time period are currently on this site, though I hope to publish them here eventually.

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